PIMPIN AINT EZ

WHEN HITS THE FAN

2005-10-28T09:26:00.000-07:00

SO U ALL KNOW ABOUT MY JUMP OFFS, SO 1 OF MY THING THINGS HIT ME UP AND ASKED ME 2 GO TO A PARTY WITH HER. IM LIKE NAH @ 1ST CUS I HAD PLANS 2 GO OUT OF TOWN. AFTER SOME BRAINS IM LIKE AIGHT ILL ROLL. SO I ROLL 2 THE PARTY WIT SHORTY, SHE HOSTED IT SO SHE HAD 2 DO SOME RUNNIN AROUND. SO IM IN THE SPOT LOOKIN SPORTY ODIE DOPALICIOUS, I C AT LEAST 2 CHICKS THAT I HAVE BANGED IN MY PAST BUT IT AINT NUFFIN CUS I DONT END ISH WITH BEEF. SO I SPEAK 2 THEM BRIEFLY AND HEAD 2 THE BAR, IM @ THE BAR CHILLIN DRINKIN THEN MY MANS WIFE ROLLS UP NXT 2 ME. SHE COOL PEOPLES IVE KNOWN HER B4 HE HAS. SO WE POLITICAN, IM LIKE WHO U HERE WITH SHE POINTS OUT DUDE. IM LIKE O ISH I KNOW HIM. PAUSE I THINK I NEED 2 REWIND THIS - MY MANS WIFE AND HIM WERE GOIN THRU SOME ISSUES AND HAD BEEN BEEFIN BUT 2 MY KNOWLEDGE EVERYTHING WAS COPA-STETIC. SO IM LAUGHIN 2 MYSELF LIKE WORD THAS WHO U HEAR WIT. SHE'S LIKE YEA WE SEPERATED THE OTHER DAY. IM THINKIN 2 MYSELF I JUST TALKED 2 HIM YESTERDAY AND HE AINTMENTION ISH. ANY WHO THERES A HEAP LOAD TO THIS STORY TO UNFOLD BUT IVE BEEN TYPIN FOR A MINUTE SO IMMA FALL BACK!

LEAVE THE WEED ALONE

2005-10-28T09:23:00.000-07:00

ITS BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS SINCE I BLOGGED, REALLY HAVENT BEEN BZ BUT REALLY DIDNT CARE TO BLOG. WELL IMMA SUMMARIZE WHAT HAPPEN AND THEN GET ON 2 SOME GOOD ISH! AS FAR AS THE ISSUES WITH WIFEY AND MY JUMPOFFS, WIFEY IS STILL IN THE PIC BUT I HAVE DECIDED UNLESS I FIND THAT PERFECT PERSON IMMA CHEAT 4EVER. IT KIND OF BALANCES THE 2 WORLDS.

KANYE WEST INJURED IN NU CAR ACCIDENT

2005-10-05T13:13:00.000-07:00

In the midst of all the controversy in regards to Kanye West's comment towards George Bush, he's got another problem on his hands. Mr. West was in another car accident late yesterday afternoon, just outside of Chicago. Witnesses say it was a hit and run incident, involving a white pick up truck. Mr. West was struck while crossing a street adjacent to his mother's home. Luckily, a bystander at the scene managed to snap a picture of the white truck. Police have released this picture below:

THE JUMPOFF CONTINUES

2005-10-04T07:09:00.000-07:00

So I get home that night around 3am take a shower and go to sleep. The next day the roy jones antonio tarver fight comes on so I decide to throw a fight party. I invite about a good 15 people, 16 show up and out of that 16 I invited 10. Black people cant keep anything a secret. LMAO! So its about 7pm I am setting up the liquor and food. My college friends decide to smoke, I did'nt. So I go upstairs to prepare the chicken while they chill in the basement. I am chillin makin the chicken and I open the door my mother is right there, 1st thing that runs thru my mind is did she catch them fools smokin lmao. So she was like ya father down stairs I was down there for a second but it didnt smell right lol lmao lmfao. So I act liek I aint here her and tell her to chill up stairs with my girlfriend. So i go down stairs, poppa was a rollin stone so I know he really aint gonna care if dey was smokin or not. So I get down there this fool takin shots while they pass the blunt. HE says u know ya mother pissed lmao. So I am like whatever, I chill down there for about 20 minutes then go back up stairs to check on the chicken. My pops is my boy but it was time for him to go so I told my moms to call me on my cellphone when I got in the basement and tell my pops she ready. So she did they bounced and the party really began!!! Will finish the story later but the night wasnt over by a long shot!!!

PIMPS UP HOES DOWN

2005-10-04T06:43:00.000-07:00

So my weekend was type busy!!! Friday my people I went to college with came up to visit me. They get there about 11pm we puff the magic dragon and drink. Next thing we know its 1am. They are tired so I bounce and holla @ one of my jump offs but lately jump offs have been more like wifey material. So I get to shorty crib and get it poppin, I found myself not wanting to bounce after but I live wit my girl. So I ended up bouncin only to be hit with an altimatum the following day. I will get to that later!!!!